Posted in Work Humor on April 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 90 million in school.
Which leaves 50 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with [...]
Posted in Work Humor on November 23, 2007 | 13 Comments »
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
I see you! Don’t forget to leave a comment [...]
Posted in Work Humor on November 2, 2007 | 18 Comments »
FRIDAY is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday!
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor, Weird Stuff, Work Humor on June 26, 2007 | 12 Comments »
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.. Then I looked around [...]
Posted in Ever Wonder Humor, Work Humor on June 15, 2007 | 12 Comments »
I have been asked numerous questions about my jury duty process. This is my fourth day and I haven’t even said anything yet. The process that we are currently going though is called voir dire and you can read about it HERE.
To view a sample voir dire go HERE.
To view Due Process Freedoms Voir Dire [...]
Posted in Sex Humor, Southern Humor, Work Humor on June 15, 2007 | 7 Comments »
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how [...]
Posted in Alcohol Humor, Work Humor on June 13, 2007 | 9 Comments »
For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol , but only one (1) drink per person…
I was fired for ordering the cups.
Posted in Ironic Humor, Work Humor on May 11, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.
Always [...]
Posted in Work Humor on March 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells her that she is staying home because she isn’t feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” she asks…
“I have a case of anal glaucoma.” she says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
Posted in Work Humor on March 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells her that she is staying home because she isn’t feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” she asks…
“I have a case of anal glaucoma.” she says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
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