Posted in Sex Humor on July 7, 2008 | No Comments »
As a mother passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, What in the world are you doing?” The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on November 26, 2007 | 25 Comments »
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on November 15, 2007 | 21 Comments »
A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says, “I have [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on September 21, 2007 | 20 Comments »
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” –Tom Clancy
Posted in Sex Humor on August 2, 2007 | 13 Comments »
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.6. It’s O.K. when the person [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on July 31, 2007 | 15 Comments »
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on July 30, 2007 | 19 Comments »
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, ‘What size condoms?’ The customer replied that he didn’t know.
She asked him [...]
Posted in Sex Humor on July 18, 2007 | 19 Comments »
One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his [...]
Posted in Critters, Sex Humor on July 12, 2007 | 23 Comments »
The chicken and the horse were best friends.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and [...]
Posted in Critters, Male Humor, Sex Humor on July 10, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him.”They [...]
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