Posted in Religious Humor on February 9, 2008 | 20 Comments »
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven… which part of your body goes first?”
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”
Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold [...]
Posted in Religious Humor on February 1, 2008 | No Comments »
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother.The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
Posted in Religious Humor on February 1, 2008 | 23 Comments »
When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
“And so,” says St. Peter, “have you ever had any contact [...]
Posted in Religious Humor on December 30, 2007 | 9 Comments »
A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn’t very good at the game and every time he missed a shot would shout ‘Sh*t, missed’.
The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder; the priest could hold his tongue no longer. “Don’t swear like [...]
Posted in Religious Humor on October 4, 2007 | 23 Comments »
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There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man wholed with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not.
As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who [...]
Posted in Religious Humor on August 23, 2007 | 11 Comments »
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’
The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.’
The priest [...]
Posted in Ever Wonder Humor, Religious Humor, Weird Stuff on June 30, 2007 | 13 Comments »
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan [...]
Posted in Religious Humor on June 16, 2007 | 21 Comments »
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, “I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.”
The other one replies, “It’s working just [...]
Posted in Life's Lessons, Religious Humor, Sex Humor on April 24, 2007 | 19 Comments »
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, [...]
Posted in Alcohol Humor, Ironic Humor, Religious Humor, Southern Humor on April 19, 2007 | 23 Comments »
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.
With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and said, “Is that Jesus down there?” The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told [...]
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