Posted in Political Humor on February 3, 2008 | 26 Comments »
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable [...]
Posted in Political Humor on January 30, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, [...]
Posted in Political Humor on January 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, [...]
Posted in Political Humor on January 17, 2008 | 18 Comments »
Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to [...]
Posted in Political Humor on January 12, 2008 | 16 Comments »
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, “You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached.”
The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. “Why you [...]
Posted in Political Humor on December 29, 2007 | 9 Comments »
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Posted in Political Humor on December 29, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff [...]
Posted in Political Humor on October 28, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Students were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:…Cost - $29.99.Clinton:…Cost - $29.99.
Titanic:…Over 3 hours to read.Clinton:…Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:…The story of Jack and [...]
Posted in Political Humor on October 24, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Have you ever heard that a dog often knows when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can also sense when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?
Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at [...]
Posted in Political Humor on August 30, 2007 | 20 Comments »
Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I’m sure that once you know who I’m voting for, you will also agree.
For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably [...]
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