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The Journey of Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she [...]

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On May 22, 2007 I posted this post for the first time. While checking my statistics I noticed that this post has been viewed more than any other post. I’m off to the boat for the weekend and just thought I would repost this cute look at Why Men Shouldn’t Buy Baby Clothes [...]

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My Next Tool

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The Wrong Approach

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [...]

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A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him.”They [...]

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He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS.
He is not BALDING - He is in [...]

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Hat tip: My sister

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
“Just where the heck do you think you’re going?”, said the man.
“I’m going to Las Vegas”, said the wife, “I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!” [...]

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Click on Image to EnlargeHat tip: Jimmy

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