Posted in Kids on February 23, 2008 | 20 Comments »
A Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.”
His mom is [...]
Posted in Kids on February 12, 2008 | 17 Comments »
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.
Someone had given me a [...]
Posted in Kids, Male Humor on November 9, 2007 | 21 Comments »
On May 22, 2007 I posted this post for the first time. While checking my statistics I noticed that this post has been viewed more than any other post. I’m off to the boat for the weekend and just thought I would repost this cute look at Why Men Shouldn’t Buy Baby Clothes [...]
Posted in Kids, Male Humor on May 22, 2007 | 34 Comments »
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Posted in Couples Humor, Kids on March 27, 2007 | 28 Comments »
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.” Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfastuntil he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a [...]
Posted in Kids on March 2, 2007 | No Comments »
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with [...]
Posted in Kids on March 2, 2007 | No Comments »
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Suzie,” replied [...]
Posted in Kids on March 2, 2007 | No Comments »
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with [...]
Posted in Kids on February 28, 2007 | No Comments »
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and [...]
Posted in Cool Pictures, Kids on February 17, 2007 | 1 Comment »
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