Posted in Ironic Humor on February 22, 2008 | 16 Comments »
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on February 8, 2008 | 20 Comments »
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Let that be a lesson to him!)
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on January 26, 2008 | 19 Comments »
Good: You’re pregnant.Bad: It’s triplets.Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your husband is not talking to you.Bad: He wants a divorce.Ugly: He’s a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.Bad: You find several pornographic movies [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on January 22, 2008 | 14 Comments »
A blind man is walking down the street with his guide dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on January 18, 2008 | 28 Comments »
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer’s wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, “Get the [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on January 1, 2008 | 16 Comments »
Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.
The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.
From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on December 27, 2007 | 18 Comments »
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on July 29, 2007 | 17 Comments »
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on July 19, 2007 | 21 Comments »
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry!
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don’t fret about it… She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder… “What the hell [...]
Posted in Ironic Humor on July 9, 2007 | 11 Comments »
After an Air Shamrock flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Speke Airport, Liverpool to Dublin.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and … OH, MY GOD!”
Silence then followed!Some moments later the [...]
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