Posted in Humor on June 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. [...]
Posted in Humor on June 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger’.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [...]
Posted in Humor on April 23, 2008 | No Comments »
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?”
The cowboy [...]
Posted in Awards, Humor on February 2, 2008 | 15 Comments »
OneLoveGirl of My So-Called Site awarded me with the You Have My Heart award. This award is her appreciation to all those that visit her and made her new blog a success. Well, you are welcome and thank you for the award. Now as promised here is the joke…
The Anxious Cab Driver
A taxi passenger tapped [...]
Posted in Humor on January 15, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I’m in the middle of switching from Earthlink to AT&T so please know that this is why my visits aren’t the ususal. I promise to get it together by tomorrow. Here’s something to make you chuckle…
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry he [...]
Posted in Humor on January 11, 2008 | 16 Comments »
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me and it’s very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too .
‘WINTER’
By Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
Shit It’s ColdThe End
I see you! Don’t forget to leave a comment and have a great day. [...]
Posted in Humor on December 21, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Have you ever wondered where the phrase “You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me” came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country way back when, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops.
There were 33 [remember this number] in Washington’s boat. It was extremely dark and storming [...]
Posted in Humor on July 23, 2007 | 11 Comments »
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you [...]
Posted in Humor on July 1, 2007 | 12 Comments »
The latest terrorist in the US has been captured.
Posted in Humor, Weird Stuff on June 22, 2007 | 32 Comments »
I’m driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there’s this big crack in my windshield!!
I swerved right,
and then left,
and it was still right there!!!
There just ain’t NO words for this!
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