Posted in Female Humor on December 16, 2007 | 8 Comments »
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman’s ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this [...]
Posted in Female Humor on December 6, 2007 | 18 Comments »
You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It [...]
Posted in Female Humor on November 17, 2007 | 20 Comments »
Ever wondered how a woman’s brain works? It’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
I [...]
Posted in Female Humor on November 3, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: “We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing — assume the brace position immediately!”
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia [...]
Posted in Female Humor on September 8, 2007 | 13 Comments »
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Posted in Female Humor on September 7, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Q: How many Menopausal women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they [...]
Posted in Female Humor on September 6, 2007 | 21 Comments »
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important [...]
Posted in Female Humor on August 9, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about [...]
Posted in Female Humor on August 1, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf [...]
Posted in Female Humor on July 27, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first woman says, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two [...]
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