Posted in Critters on June 30, 2008 | No Comments »
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some [...]
Posted in Critters on October 25, 2007 | 10 Comments »
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Posted in Critters on October 24, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that [...]
Posted in Critters on October 2, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Handle every situation like a dog.If you can’t eat it or hump it.Piss on it and walk away.
Posted in Critters on August 17, 2007 | 21 Comments »
I couldn’t help it ma, that first step is a killer…
Have a great weekend everyone…Off to the boat!
Posted in Critters, Sex Humor on July 12, 2007 | 23 Comments »
The chicken and the horse were best friends.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and [...]
Posted in Critters on July 12, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn’t return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that [...]
Posted in Critters, Male Humor, Sex Humor on July 10, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him.”They [...]
Posted in Critters, Political Humor on July 6, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Keith the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets” and eight or ten roosters,whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so [...]
Posted in Critters, Humor, Ironic Humor on June 13, 2007 | 11 Comments »
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors’ house each month.
Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Jimmy [...]
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