Posted in Couples Humor on June 29, 2008 | No Comments »
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on May 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house…
Dressing Up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on December 12, 2007 | 13 Comments »
A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison.
One night he cooks some up for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on November 29, 2007 | 17 Comments »
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on October 17, 2007 | 7 Comments »
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on August 31, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Ray’s wife was helping him set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would need to enter a password, something he would use to log on.
Ray was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on August 16, 2007 | 24 Comments »
A recent wedding ring story in the local paper:
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring [...]
Posted in Couples Humor on July 20, 2007 | 18 Comments »
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts. “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s bee flickering for weeks now.”
He looks at here and angrily says, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t [...]
Posted in Couples Humor, Female Humor, Ironic Humor on June 20, 2007 | 22 Comments »
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of [...]
Posted in Couples Humor, Sex Humor on June 18, 2007 | 12 Comments »
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that [...]
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