Blonde Shooting Victim

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911 Call

There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.
She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.
In a panic she called 911. They answered and said “This is Joe, [...]

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A Blonde Microsoft User

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral [...]

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Blonde Bank Robbers

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffy, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. [...]

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The Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came [...]

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The Puddle…

A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor.
The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly “it looks like cum”.
The red head puts her face closer to the puddle breathes in and says quite frankly “it smells like cum”.
The blonde sticks her [...]

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The Mirror

Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie-*poof*-you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to [...]

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The Blonde and Her Old Car

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but [...]

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The Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the [...]

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The Blonde and Her Old Car

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but [...]

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