The Journey of Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am just looking for a girl with big tits.

A

Bud Abbott (1895-1974)
Roger Abbott (1946–)
Don Adams (1923-2005)
Chris Addison (1972–)
Joe Alaskey (1949–)

Carlos Alazraqui (1962–)
Jack Albertson (1907–1981)
Jason Alexander (1959–)
Dave Allen (1936–2005)
Dayton Allen (1919-2004)

Fred Allen (1894–1956)
Gracie Allen (?1902–1964)
Marty Allen (1922-)
Steve Allen (1921–2000)
Tim Allen (1953-)

Woody Allen (1935–)
Rabbi Bob Alper
Bobby Alto (193
Simon Amstell (1979-)
Eddie Anderson (1905–1977)

Louie Anderson (1953–)
Aziz Ansari (1983-)
Craig Anton (1965–)
Roscoe ‘Fatty’ Arbuckle (1887–1933)
Tom Arnold (1959–)

Arthur Askey (1900–1982)
Rowan Atkinson (1955–)
Helen Atkinson-Wood (1955-)
Dave Attell (1965–)
Roy Atwell (1878–1962)

Joe Avati (1974-)
Dan Aykroyd (1952–)
Damali Ayo (1972–)
Richard Ayoade (1977-)
Hank Azaria (1964–)

B

Bill Bailey (1964-)
Lucille Ball (1911-1989)
Maria Bamford (1970-)
Heywood Banks (1951??-)
Pete Barbutti (1934-)

Arj Barker (1974-)
Roseanne Barr (1952-)
Julian Barratt (196
Carl Barron (196
Todd Barry (1964-)

Bill Bauer (1950-)
Jim Belushi (1954-)
John Belushi (1949-1982)
Richard Belzer (1944-)
Jack Benny (1894-1974)

Milton Berle (1908-2002)
Shelley Berman (1926-)
Joe Besser (1907-198
Mike Birbiglia (197
Joey Bishop (1918-2007)

Jack Black (1969-)
Lewis Black (194
Hamish Blake (1981-)
Elayne Boosler (1952-)
Victor Borge (1909-2000)

Jo Brand (1957-)
Russell Brand (1975-)
David Brenner (1936-)
Albert Brooks (1947-)
Foster Brooks (1912-2001)

Mel Brooks (1926-)
Alan Brough (1967-)
Chubby Brown (1945-)
Lenny Bruce (1925–1966)
Rob Brydon (1965-)

Carol Burnett (1933-)
George Burns (1896-1996)
Greg Burns (195
Brett Butler (195
Red Buttons (1919-2006)

Ruth Buzzi (1936-)
John Byner (193
Ed Byrne (1972-)

C

Sid Caesar (1922–)
Frank Caliendo (1974–)
Charlie Callas (1924-)
Rhona Cameron (1965–)
James Campbell (19??–)

John Candy (1950–1994)
Eddie Cantor (1892–1964)
Scott Capurro (1962–)
Steve Carell (1962-)
Drew Carey (1958–)

Ron Carey (1935-2007)
George Carlin (1937–)
Alan Carney (1909–1973)
Adam Carolla (1964–)
Jimmy Carr (1972–)

Jim Carrey (1962–)
Rodney Carrington (196
Carrot Top (Scott Thompson) (1967–)
Jasper Carrott (1945–)
Frank Carson (1926–)

Johnny Carson (1925–2005)
Jack Carter (1923-)
Nancy Cartwright (1957-)
Dana Carvey (1955)
Dan Castellaneta (1958–)

Roy Castle (1932-1994)
Bob D. Caterino (1956-)
Cedric the Entertainer (1964–)
Jackie Chan (1954-)
Charlie Chaplin (1889–1977)

Graham Chapman (1941–1989)
Dave Chappelle (1973–)
Craig Charles (1964–)
Charley Chase (1893–1940)
Chevy Chase (1943–)

Michael Chiklis (1963–)
Ted Chippington (1960–)
Henry Cho (1962-)
Margaret Cho (1968–)
Louis C.K. (1967–)

Julian Clary (1959-)
Andrew “Dice” Clay (1958–)
John Cleese (1939–)
Jimmy Clitheroe (1921–1973)
Howard Gerald “Jerry” Clower (1926–199

Jackie Clune (19??–)
Imogene Coca (1908–2001)
Myron Cohen (1902-1986)
Sacha Baron Cohen a.k.a. “Ali G” (1971–)
Enrico Colantoni (1963–)

Stephen Colbert (1964–)
Kim Coles (1966–)
Norman Collier (1934–)
Mo Collins (1965-)
Jerry Colonna (1904-1986)

Billy Connolly (1942–)
Kenneth Connor (1916–1993)
Nina Conti (1974-)
Tim Conway (1933–)
Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge and Paul Calf (1965–)

Dane Cook (1972-)
David L. Cook aka Mortermer Crabbottom (1968–)
Peter Cook (1937–1995)
Tommy Cooper (1921–1984)
Ronnie Corbett (1930–)*

Charles Correll (”Amos & Andy” “Henry Aldrich”) (1890-1972)
Bill Cosby (1937–)
Lou Costello (1906–1959)
George Coulouris (1903–1989)
Wally Cox (1928–1973)

Mark Critch (19??–)
Norm Crosby (1927–)
David Cross (1964–)
Barry Cryer (1935–)
Billy Crystal (1947–)
Seán Cullen (1965–)
Jane Curtin (1947–)

D

Brian Damage (1950–)
Bill Dana (1924-)
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004)
Rhys Darby (1974–)
Severn Darden (1929-1995)

Jim David
Larry David (1947–)
Alan Davies (1966–)
Matt Davis (comedian) (1979-)
Jack Dee (1962–)

Ellen DeGeneres (1958–)
Lea DeLaria (1958–)
Andy de la Tour
Dom DeLuise (1933–)
Dr. Demento

Hugh Dennis (1962–)
Les Dennis (1953–)
Joe DeRita (1909-1993)
Danny DeVito (1944–)

Andy Dick (1965–)
Richard Digance (1949–)
Horace J. Digby (1950–)
Phyllis Diller (1917–)
J.Son Dinant (1981–)

Nick DiPaolo
Omid Djalili (1965–)
Anh Do
Ken Dodd (1929–)
Kevin Downey, Jr.

Charlie Drake (1925–2006)
Rachel Dratch (1966-)
Ryan Drummond (1973–)
Jeff Dunham (1974–)
Jeff Duran (1974–)
Jimmy Durante ((1893–1980)

E
Bob Elliott of Bob and Ray (1923-)
Graham Elwood
Bill Engvall
Lee Evans
Kenny Everett (1944-1995)

F

Bill Fagerbakke (1957–)
Jimmy Fallon (1974–)
Simon Fanshawe
Chris Farley (1964–1997)
Negin Farsad

Mitch Fatel
Wayne Federman (1959–)
David Feldman
Marty Feldman (1933–1982)
Graham Fellowes as Jilted John and John Shuttleworth

Michael Fenton Stevens
Don Ferguson (1946–)
Will Ferrell (1967–)
Tina Fey (1970–)
Noel Fielding (1973–)

Totie Fields (1930-197
W.C. Fields (1879–1946)
Larry Fine (1902-1975)
Joe Flaherty (1941-)
Dave Foley (1963–)

Joey Forman (1929-1982)
Redd Foxx (1922-1991)
Jeff Foxworthy (1958–)
Pablo Francisco (1974-)
Al Franken (1951–)

Stan Freberg (1926–)
Dawn French (1957–)
Freddie Frinton (1909-196
Stephen Fry (1957–)
Rich Fulcher

G

Jim Gaffigan (1966–)
Gallagher
Zach Galifianakis
Graeme Garden
Jeff Garcia

Jeff Garlin
Paul Garner (1909-2004)
Janeane Garofalo
Dustin Gee (1942–1986)
Ricky Gervais (1961–)

Rhod Gilbert
Greg Giraldo
Jackie Gleason (1916–1987)
Janey Godley
Whoopi Goldberg (1955–)

John Goodman (1952–)
Ken Goodwin
Dave Gorman
Freeman Gosden (Amos & Andy)
Gilbert Gottfried

Dana Gould
Ray Goulding of Bob and Ray (1922–1990)
Luba Goy
Boothby Graffoe
Kelsey Grammer (1955–)

Corinne Grant
Stephen Grant
Jeff Green
Seth Green (1974–)
Lee Greenfield (1977–)

Dick Gregory (1932-)
James Gregory
David Alan Grier
Kathy Griffin
Christopher Guest
Deryck Guyler (1914–1999)

H

Buddy Hackett (1924–2003)
Brian Haley (1961–)
Rich Hall
Neil Hamburger
Nick Hancock (1962–)

Tony Hancock (1924–196
Jack Handey a.k.a. Jack Handy
Chelsea Handler
Tom Hanks (1956–)
Malcolm Hardee (1950–2005)

Mike Harding (1944 -)
Jeremy Hardy
Oliver Hardy (1890–1957)
Otis Harlan (1865–1940)
Phil Hartman (1948–199

Steve Harvey
Allan Havey
Tony Hawks
Goldie Hawn
Phil Hayes

Mike Hayley
Natalie Haynes
Sir Charles Hawtrey (1858–1923)
Charles Hawtrey (George Hartree) (1914–198
Richard Hearne (1890–1987)

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005)
John Hegley
Tim Heidecker
Peter Helliar
Greg Hemphill

Lenny Henry
Mike Henry
Dai Henwood
Richard Herring
Bill Hicks (1961–1994)

Benny Hill (1924–1992)
Harry Hill
Adam Hills
Joel Hodgson (1960-)
Steve Hofstetter (1979-)

Michael Holland (198
Jessica Holmes (1973-)
Bob Hope (1903–2003)
Kenneth Horne (1907–1969)
Moe Howard (1897-1975)

Little Howard
Curly Howard (1903-1952)
Shemp Howard (1895-1955)
Jeremy Hotz (1966–)
Roy Hudd (1936-)

Dave Hughes (1970-)
Sean Hughes (1965-)
D.L. Hughley (1963-)
Barry Humphries (1934-)
Reginald D Hunter (1969-)
Carl Hurley (1941- )

I

Armando Iannucci
Eric Idle
Eddie Ifft
Gabriel Iglesias
Robin Ince
Neil Innes
Scott Innes
Eddie Izzard

J

Richard Jeni (1957-2007)
Terry Jones (1942-)
Maz Jobrani (1972-)

K

Gabe Kaplan (1945-)
Andy Kaufman (1949–1984)
Chris Kattan
Mickey Katz (1909-1985)
Peter Kay

Phil Kay
Danny Kaye (1913–1987)
Buster Keaton (1895–1966)
Michael Keaton
John Keister (1956-)

Peter Kelamis
Frank Kelly
Graham Kennedy
Jamie Kennedy
Jon Kenny

Tom Kenny
Ford Kiernan
Laura Kightlinger
Craig Kilborn
Jimmy Kimmel

Andy Kindler
Alan King (1927-2004)
Michael Patrick King (1954-)
Sam Kinison (1953–1992)
Sid Kipper

Takeshi Kitano (1947–)
Daniel Kitson
Robert Klein
Ernie Kovacs (1919–1962)

L

Lisa Lampanelli (1961–)
Steve Landesberg (1945-)
Nathan Lane
Artie Lange (1967-)
Chris Langham

Larry the Cable Guy (Daniel Whitney) (1963–)
Stan Laurel (1890–1965)
Hugh Laurie
Doug Lawrence aka “Mr Lawrence”
Martin Lawrence

Vicki Lawrence
Denis Leary (1957–)
Andy Lee
Stewart Lee
Michael Legge

John Leguizamo (1964–)
Tom Lehrer
Jack Lemmon (1925–2001)
Jay Leno
Jack E. Leonard (1910-1973)

David Letterman
Sam Levenson
Eugene Levy (1946-)
Jerry Lewis
Richard Lewis (1947-)

Wendy Liebman (1961-)
Rich Little
Rob Little
Harold Lloyd (1893–1971)
Sean Lock

Josie Long
Andrés López
George Lopez
Irving Louis
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Mark Lowry
The Great LukeSki
Stephen Lynch
Paul Lynde (1926–1982)

M

Bernie Mac
Norm MacDonald
Seth MacFarlane
Doon Mackichan
Kathleen Madigan

Bill Maher
Bruce Mahler (1950-)
Shaun Majumder
Keith Malley
Howie Mandel

Charlie Manna (1920–1971)
Bernard Manning
Cheech Marin
Pigmeat Markham (1904–1981)
Rodney Marks

Bob Marley
Marc Maron
Betty Marsden (1919–199
Andrea Martin (1947-)
Dean Martin (1917-1995)

Demetri Martin
Steve Martin (1945–)
Jackie Martling (1948–)
Chico Marx (1887–1961)
Groucho Marx (1890–1977)

Gummo Marx (1892–1977)
Harpo Marx (1888–1964)
Zeppo Marx (1901–1979)
Jackie Mason
Walter Matthau (1920–2000)

Ralphie May
Rik Mayall
Jack Mayberry
Bruce McCulloch
John McDonald

Kevin McDonald
Micheal McDonald (1964- )
Michael McGaharn
Roger McGough
Mark McKinney

Pauline McLynn
Ed McMahon
Rove McManus
Tim Meadows
Kevin Meaney

Ann Meara
Bob Melvin (1920-1995)
Carlos Mencia
Rick Mercer
Stephen Merchant (1972-)

Paul Merton
Shaun Micallef
Dennis Miller
Max Miller (1894–1963)
Yankel Miller

Spike Milligan (1918–2002)
Eugene Mirman (1975-)
David Mitchell
Kel Mitchell
Colin Mochrie

Jay Mohr
John Moloney
Bob Monkhouse (1928–2003)
Dudley Moore (1935–2002)
Rudy Ray Moore

Victor Moore (1876–1962)
Dylan Moran
Rick Moranis
Dave Mordal (1961??-)
Dermot Morgan (1952–199

John Morgan (1930–2004)
Tracy Morgan
Chris Morris
Garrett Morris
Martin Mull

Neil Mullarkey
Simon Munnery
Richard Murdoch (1907–1990)
Eddie Murphy
Charlie Murphy
Al Murray

Bill Murray
Brian Doyle-Murray (1945-)
Jan Murray (1916-2006)
Lorenzo Music (1937–2001)
Mike Myers

N

Jim Nabors
Paul Nardizzi
Rex Navarette
Henry Naylor
Kevin Nealon

Bob Nelson (comedian)
Michael J. Nelson
Bob Newhart
Laraine Newman
Rob Newman

Bert Newton
Rylee Newton
Phil Nichol
Leslie Nielsen
Ross Noble

Henry Normal
Graham Norton
Jim Norton
Duncan Norvelle
Don Novello

Bill Nye (1955-)
Louis Nye

O

Dara Ó Briain
Conan O’Brien
Donald O’Connor (1925–2003)
Ardal O’Hanlon
Catherine O’Hara (1954-)
Ed O’Neill

Bill Oddie
Bob Odenkirk
John Oliver
Patton Oswalt
Cheri Oteri
Rick Overton (1954-)

P

Jack Paar (1918–2004)
Frankie Pace
Michael Palin (1943–)
Rob Paravonian
Jimmy Pardo

Andy Parsons
Joe Pasquale (1961–)
Rob Paulsen (1956–)
Pat Paulsen (1927–1997)
Minnie Pearl (1912-1996) (Stage name for Sarah Ophelia Cannon)

Sue Perkins (1969–)
Matthew Perry (1969-)
Russell Peters
Dat Phan
Emo Philips (often misspelled as Phillips)

Chonda Pierce
Karl Pilkington (1972-)
Joe Piscopo (1951-)
Nigel Planer
Kevin Pollak

Mike Pollock
Lucy Porter
Tom Poston
Paula Poundstone
Guy Pratt

Freddie Prinze (1954–1977)
Greg Proops
Paul Provenza
Richard Pryor (1940–2005)
Steve Punt

Q

Randy Quaid
Colin Quinn

R

Gilda Radner (1946–1989)
Ray Romano (1957-)
Harold Ramis (1944-)
Ted Ray (1905–1977)
Al Read

Howard Read
Jon Reep
Vic Reeves
Brian Regan
Carl Reiner

Roy Rene (1892–1954)
Rick Reynolds
Michael Richards
Don Rickles
Joan Rivers

Rowland Rivron
Joe Robinson
Tony Robinson as Baldrick
Chris Rock
Paul Rodriguez

Joe Rogan
Will Rogers (1879–1935)
Ray Romano
George Roper (1934–2003)
Jeffrey Ross

Jonathan Ross (1960–)
Patsy Rowlands (1934–2005)
Chuck Roy (1972-Present)
Rodney Rude
Rita Rudner

Maya Rudolph
William Rushton (1937–1996)
Mark Russell (1932-)
Nipsey Russell (1918-2005)

S

Ernie Sabella
Jerry Sadowitz
Bob Saget (1956–)
Mort Sahl (1927-)
Angus Sampson

Adam Sandler
Martin Sargent
Jennifer Saunders
Alexei Sayle
Lewis Schaffer

Ronnie Schell (1931-)
Mark Schiff
Art Paul Schlosser
Harald Schmidt
Robert Schimmel

Rob Schneider
Richard Schull
Leon Schuster
Harry Secombe (1921–2001)
Amy Sedaris (1961-)

John Seedborg (199
Jerry Seinfeld
Peter Sellers (1925–1980)
Mack Sennett (1880–1960)
Ross Shafer (1954-)

Paul Shaffer
Ari Shaffir
Garry Shandling
Harry Shannon (1890–1964)
Molly Shannon

Harry Shearer (1943–)
Waen Shepherd
Allen Sherman
Brad Sherwood (1964-)
Scott Shields

Ken Shimura (1950–)
Pauly Shore
Martin Short
Pat Shortt (1966-)
Wil Shriner

Sarah Silverman
Phil Silvers (1911–1985)
Joan Sims (1930–2001)
Sinbad
Red Skelton (1913–1997)

Frank Skinner
Tony Slattery
Brendon Small
Robert Smigel
Adam Smith (1965–)

Linda Smith (1958–2006)
Margaret Smith
Will Smith (1968–)
Yakov Smirnoff (1951-)
Matt Stewart (1980–)

Paul Stewart (1908–1986)
Laura Solon
David Spade (1964–)
Ron Sparks
Dave Spikey (1950–)

Arnold Stang
Doug Stanhope
Vivian Stanshall (1943–1995)
Mark Steel
Jovanka Steele

Steve Steen
David Steinberg (1942-)
Pamela Stephenson
Ray Stevens
Jon Stewart

Ryan Stiles
Ben Stiller
Jerry Stiller
Ryan Stout
Jud Strunk (1936–1981)

Jolene Sugarbaker
Xavier Susai
Swami X
Nick Swardson
Jim Sweeney

Julia Sweeney
Eric Sykes
Wanda Sykes
Tyler Schubert

T

Masashi Tashiro (1956–)
Jacques Tati
Judy Tenuta (1949-)
Danny Thomas (1914–1991)
Dave Thomas

Mark Thomas
Terry-Thomas (1911–1990)
Tim Thomerson (1946-)
Greg Thomey
Scott Thompson

Kenan Thompson
Paul Tonkinson
Liz Torres (1947-)
Kai Tier
Tommy Tiernan

Christopher Titus
Sandi Toksvig
Lily Tomlin
Paul F. Tompkins
Barry Took (1928–2002)

Daniel Tosh
Tommy Trinder (1909–1989)
Chris Tucker (1972–)
Ben Turpin (1869–1940)

U

Tracey Ullman
Stanley Unwin (1911–2002)

V

Johnny Vegas
Billy Van (1934–2003)
Thomas Vitale
Rich Vos
Jackie Vernon (1924-1987)

W

Christopher Walken
Jimmie Walker (1947-)
Max Wall (1908–1990)
Ruth Wallis
Greg Walloch

Bradley Walsh
Mary Walsh
Eric Wareheim
Mike Warnke
Greg Warren

Rusty Warren (1931-)
Ruby Wax
Damon Wayans
Keenan Ivory Wayans
Shawn Wayans

Stephnie Weir (1967-)
Frank Welker
Ron White (1956–)
Slappy White (1921-1995)
Paul Whitehouse

June Whitfield
Daniel Whitney (Larry the Cable Guy) (1963–)
Gene Wilder
Bert Williams (1874–1922)
Charlie Williams

Harland Williams (1962–)
Kenneth Williams (1926–198
Robin Williams
Dave Willis (1895-1973)
Denny Willis (1920-1995)

Flip Wilson (1933-199
Jonathan Winters
Norman Wisdom
Victoria Wood
Glenn Wool
Harry Worth (1917–1989)
Steven Wright
Robert Wuhl (1951-)

Y

“Weird Al” Yankovic
Gina Yashere
Henny Youngman

Z

Andy Zaltzman
Groups of comedians

Abbott and Costello
Amos & Andy
Beyond the Fringe
Bob and Ray
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Broken Lizard
Brown and Carney
Burns and Allen
Les Charlots
Cheech and Chong

The Comedy Store Players
The Comic Strip
Flight of the Conchords
The Goons
Gröûp X

The Grumbleweeds
Hale and Pace
Holy Ghost Players
Homer and Jethro
Isaac Air Freight

Lano and Woodley
Laurel and Hardy
The League of Gentlemen
Little Britain
Marijuana Logues

Marx Brothers
McKenzie Brothers
The Minnesota Wrecking Crew
Monty Python
Morecambe and Wise

Not Ready for Prime-Time Players (Saturday Night Live)
Penn & Teller
Pete and Dud
Punt and Dennis
Randy and Jason Sklar (The Sklar Brothers)

Reeves and Mortimer
Rowan and Martin
Royal Canadian Air Farce
Smosh
Smothers Brothers

This Hour Has 22 Minutes
The Three Stooges
Tim and Eric
Upright Citizens Brigade
Wayne and Shuster

Comedy writers

Fred Allen
Woody Allen
Chesney and Wolfe
Roy Clarke
Dick Clement and Ian Le Frenais

David Croft
Esmonde and Larbey
W. S. Gilbert
Galton and Simpson
Willis Hall

Antony Jay
Carla Lane
Jeremy Lloyd
David Nobbs
Simon Nye

Frank Muir
Denis Norden
S. J. Perelman
Jimmy Perry
David Renwick

Jack Rosenthal
Johnny Speight
John Sullivan
James Thurber
Peter Tinniswood
Keith Waterhouse

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