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Sex in the Dark

November 26, 2007 by comedyplus

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device… a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. ‘You impotent #$%&^*%,’ She screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

‘I’ll explain the toy . . you explain the kids.’

Posted in Sex Humor | 25 Comments

25 Responses to “Sex in the Dark”

on November 26, 2007 at 1:37 pm1 Sarge Charlie

Yeah, splain that
on November 26, 2007 at 1:59 pm2 Lyn

Oh hahaha, I did not see that coming… great one, I love it…. hahahaha… have a beautiful day my friend… excellent!!!
on November 26, 2007 at 3:19 pm3 Misty Dawn

OMG - this one really got me!!! Ahahahaha I’m still laughing. This is one of the best Sandee. Hilarious.
on November 26, 2007 at 3:23 pm4 Steven

Where DO you find these? Hilarious!
on November 26, 2007 at 4:13 pm5 Empress Bee (of the High Sea)

oops…

smiles, bee
on November 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm6 Baba Doodlius

I’m impressed by the lovely picture of that artistic glass dildo. One of yours?
on November 26, 2007 at 4:58 pm7 Roger

WAAHAHAHAHAH!! yep whats been going on honey? Ha good one Sandee
on November 26, 2007 at 6:07 pm8 Queen-Size funny bone

Lucky he didn’t buy the Glow in the dark model or he would of been found out a lot earlier.
on November 26, 2007 at 7:27 pm9 Travis

HA! That’s funny!
on November 26, 2007 at 10:40 pm10 Shantanu

Heh! Nice one, and nice pic too
on November 26, 2007 at 10:40 pm11 Linda

What a thing to read just before I go to bed! Too funny!
on November 27, 2007 at 1:53 am12 Kai

Hehehe….

That’s a good one!
on November 27, 2007 at 11:47 am13 Monday Morning Power

Ohhh that’s good.
on November 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm14 Ann

Ooops, spoke too soon didn’t she?

(LOL) I’m sorry I didn’t make it by for a visit yesterday. My computer and I have been fighting. :))

But so far I think I’ve won, at least one battle anyway. I’m not sure about the whole war.

Hugs~

Ann
on November 27, 2007 at 1:26 pm15 This Eclectic Life

I hate it when you get caught like that, don’t you? Hilarious.
on November 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm16 Marilyn

Nice to read about another relationship based on total honesty :::giggle:::
on November 27, 2007 at 5:01 pm17 Mags

Oh my word Sandee! Where do you find these!?!?! LOL…you’re too funny.
on November 27, 2007 at 11:00 pm18 Pamela Kramer

LOL!!!!
on November 27, 2007 at 11:07 pm19 Mimi Lenox

That’s hysterical!
on November 28, 2007 at 3:55 am20 Minibus Driver

Thats great!! don’t quite know how she didn’t hear it though???
on November 28, 2007 at 4:05 am21 Christina

Seem the joke before, but not that gorgeous “pleasure device”. That blown glass thing is simply a piece of art!
on November 28, 2007 at 9:15 am22 Desert Songbird

Ruh-roh…
on November 28, 2007 at 9:14 pm23 tegdirb92

LOL–now that is a funny one!!
on November 29, 2007 at 10:52 am24 Dixie

In my best Desi Arnaz voice …

Lucyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…. you got some ’splain to do…
on May 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm25 aniche

damn! that’s a good one!