It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water (tap) each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Hence: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
Haha… I really never looked at it liked that. I’ll have to definitely keep my water consumption down and the wine consumption levels up…
Oh thanks Sandee!!! You are the best!
I Will Survive!!!
Haha… I really never looked at it liked that. I’ll have to definitely keep my water consumption down and the wine consumption levels up…
Oh thanks Sandee!!! You are the best!
I Will Survive!!!
Michele – You go girlfriend. I am so proud of you! {{{hug}}}
Michele – You go girlfriend. I am so proud of you! {{{hug}}}
Always the sage of wisdom! I knew water was far too overrated. Thanks for giving me a reason to imbibe more than just a little!! Hilarious post!
Always the sage of wisdom! I knew water was far too overrated. Thanks for giving me a reason to imbibe more than just a little!! Hilarious post!
Steven, any old excuse works for me too. I’ll start in about a half hour. Cocktail hour you know.
Steven, any old excuse works for me too. I’ll start in about a half hour. Cocktail hour you know.
Ha, ha, ha! My friends have been telling me this for years and now you have confirmed it…. Ha!
Ha, ha, ha! My friends have been telling me this for years and now you have confirmed it…. Ha!
Lyn – Good. Then go for it. Thanks for always dropping by too. See you tomorrow.
Lyn – Good. Then go for it. Thanks for always dropping by too. See you tomorrow.
well honey i don’t much like wine so i’ll just have to dring bottled water i’m afraid! ha ha
smiles, bee
well honey i don’t much like wine so i’ll just have to dring bottled water i’m afraid! ha ha
smiles, bee
Hi Empress Bee – It’s okay, you don’t have to drink wine. Just have chocolate instead. That would work.
Hi Empress Bee – It’s okay, you don’t have to drink wine. Just have chocolate instead. That would work.
Step away from the tap and step up to the keg!
Step away from the tap and step up to the keg!
No wonder they say i am full of it
great post Sandee
No wonder they say i am full of it
great post Sandee
There is, of course, another reason not to drink water – you know what fish do in it! As a confirmed beer drinker, I am finally vindicated.
Bazza
There is, of course, another reason not to drink water – you know what fish do in it! As a confirmed beer drinker, I am finally vindicated.
Bazza
Travis – Yep, that sizes it up right fine.
Peter – I never thought you were full of it, and thanks my friend.
Anonymous – Yuk…I forgot what they did in the water. Yuk!
Travis – Yep, that sizes it up right fine.
Peter – I never thought you were full of it, and thanks my friend.
Anonymous – Yuk…I forgot what they did in the water. Yuk!
Hic! Aint that the truth
Hic! Aint that the truth
Amen sista! Except I’m not a wine drinker so I’ll just add vodka to my water bottles and no one will be the wiser
Amen sista! Except I’m not a wine drinker so I’ll just add vodka to my water bottles and no one will be the wiser
I knew there was a reason for that aftertaste in tap water!!
I knew there was a reason for that aftertaste in tap water!!
Claire – You are too funny.
Noladawn – Vodka works…Anything works, just don’t drink the water by itself.
Mz. Jackson – I’m with you on this one.
Claire – You are too funny.
Noladawn – Vodka works…Anything works, just don’t drink the water by itself.
Mz. Jackson – I’m with you on this one.
Anonymous knew that W.C. Fields quote about what fish do in water. I was expecting a humorous post, but this is serious stuff! snicker.
Anonymous knew that W.C. Fields quote about what fish do in water. I was expecting a humorous post, but this is serious stuff! snicker.
OMG the stuff you come up with. As I am drinking a glass of water (excuse me shit). Ha your a hoot
OMG the stuff you come up with. As I am drinking a glass of water (excuse me shit). Ha your a hoot
This Eclectic Life – It is serious isn’t it…Bwahahahah.
Callie Ann – Yep, I just post them I don’t write them. I just know what I like and this was sick enough to post. Thanks!
This Eclectic Life – It is serious isn’t it…Bwahahahah.
Callie Ann – Yep, I just post them I don’t write them. I just know what I like and this was sick enough to post. Thanks!