Six Reasons to Have a Camera Phone…

March 22, 2007 by comedyplus

Caution…Adult pictures…Adults only…

While you’re in this aisle, you might want to think about T.P.’ing yourself.

They don’t make hydrants like they used to.

I’m moving to whatever country these guys are from !
(no seriously — where are they from?)

Now I know who to call the next time I’m low on gas.
(what country were those guys in red and white from — anyone know?)

Mine don’t do that.

Lady, it might be time to re-think your priorities.

Lay off the juice honey.

Posted in Alcohol Humor, Sex Humor | 36 Comments

36 Responses to “Six Reasons to Have a Camera Phone…”

on March 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm1 BillyWarhol

Hilarious!!!***********

oh god too Funny!!!!!!

;PPPPPP
on March 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm2 BillyWarhol

Hilarious!!!***********

oh god too Funny!!!!!!

;PPPPPP
on March 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm3 Comedy +

billywarhol, have a buddy in Texas that sent me this one. After I got up off the floor, evaluated if it was too too, I decided why not.

I still want to know what country those chaps are from!
on March 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm4 Comedy +

billywarhol, have a buddy in Texas that sent me this one. After I got up off the floor, evaluated if it was too too, I decided why not.

I still want to know what country those chaps are from!
on March 22, 2007 at 1:05 pm5 Empress Bee (of the High Sea)

alright sandee, where did you get the photo of me and the fire hydrant and how much do you want to give it back? seriously.

smiles, bee
on March 22, 2007 at 1:05 pm6 Empress Bee (of the High Sea)

alright sandee, where did you get the photo of me and the fire hydrant and how much do you want to give it back? seriously.

smiles, bee
on March 22, 2007 at 1:17 pm7 Jamie

Oh Mi G-d - If you find out where the visually enhanced are from, let me know. In the meantime write me at webthings@comcast.net and I’ll send you Harry Potter looking wizard.
on March 22, 2007 at 1:17 pm8 Jamie

Oh Mi G-d - If you find out where the visually enhanced are from, let me know. In the meantime write me at webthings@comcast.net and I’ll send you Harry Potter looking wizard.
on March 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm9 Comedy +

Empress Bee…That’s not a photo of you. No way, no how. You are so darn funny!

Jamie, If I find out maybe I’ll let you know. (Just kidding)! Real eye candy for the gals huh? Shot you an email a few ago. Awaiting HP delivery, and thanks.
on March 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm10 Comedy +

Empress Bee…That’s not a photo of you. No way, no how. You are so darn funny!

Jamie, If I find out maybe I’ll let you know. (Just kidding)! Real eye candy for the gals huh? Shot you an email a few ago. Awaiting HP delivery, and thanks.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:07 pm11 Claire

So glad you posted these pics, especially the rowers. I say road trip to find them.
Actually laughed so much, nearly ended up like the last one.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:07 pm12 Claire

So glad you posted these pics, especially the rowers. I say road trip to find them.
Actually laughed so much, nearly ended up like the last one.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:08 pm13 Claire

last photo i mean, not man with wood.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:08 pm14 Claire

last photo i mean, not man with wood.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:32 pm15 Comedy +

Claire, yeah…there’s a bunch of us that want to find these guys. Where do I meet you to start this road trip.

Glad you enjoyed the pictures. I knew you meant the gal that decided to potty in a liquor store. I never thought you had a “wood”… Borrow one perhaps for temporary use, but not own one… Okay, I think I need to stop right here.
on March 22, 2007 at 6:32 pm16 Comedy +

Claire, yeah…there’s a bunch of us that want to find these guys. Where do I meet you to start this road trip.

Glad you enjoyed the pictures. I knew you meant the gal that decided to potty in a liquor store. I never thought you had a “wood”… Borrow one perhaps for temporary use, but not own one… Okay, I think I need to stop right here.
on March 22, 2007 at 8:15 pm17 Dixiechick

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA *breaths* BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA…. those are seriously funny…. BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH…
on March 22, 2007 at 8:15 pm18 Dixiechick

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA *breaths* BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA…. those are seriously funny…. BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH…
on March 22, 2007 at 9:24 pm19 Ryan Velting

Very very funny..

Oh and I know where the guys are from..

I’m the one second from the left… :]
on March 22, 2007 at 9:24 pm20 Ryan Velting

Very very funny..

Oh and I know where the guys are from..

I’m the one second from the left… :]
on March 22, 2007 at 9:40 pm21 Comedy +

Dixiechick - Thanks, I’m waiting to get reported to the Internet Police for seedy photos. I thought they were funny too!

Ryan - There are a whole bunch of us that would like to meet you… May I be the first to say congratulations!
on March 22, 2007 at 9:40 pm22 Comedy +

Dixiechick - Thanks, I’m waiting to get reported to the Internet Police for seedy photos. I thought they were funny too!

Ryan - There are a whole bunch of us that would like to meet you… May I be the first to say congratulations!
on March 23, 2007 at 5:34 am23 Michele

Egads… those were priceless… great post!… … not that I’m interested but did you um… ever find out what country those guys were from?… um… a friend wants to know…
on March 23, 2007 at 5:34 am24 Michele

Egads… those were priceless… great post!… … not that I’m interested but did you um… ever find out what country those guys were from?… um… a friend wants to know…
on March 23, 2007 at 6:33 am25 Empress Bee (of the High Sea)

wood? did i never tell you about my accordion? well it started out be being called something like “vibrator” but i hated that name, so it sort of evolved into an accordion. i even have one like a toothbrush! you have to go back a ways to read ha!

smiles, bee
on March 23, 2007 at 6:33 am26 Empress Bee (of the High Sea)

wood? did i never tell you about my accordion? well it started out be being called something like “vibrator” but i hated that name, so it sort of evolved into an accordion. i even have one like a toothbrush! you have to go back a ways to read ha!

smiles, bee
on March 23, 2007 at 8:23 am27 Comedy +

Michelle, Like I said Claire is putting together a road trip and the bus is filling quickly. Jamie has narrowed it down some and has found out that these groups are called (coxless fours). Somehow that doesn’t seem right… Anyway Jamie thinks they are from Poland. I don’t care where we have to go, let’s just getter done!

Empress Bee…Ahhhhh, the accordian. Claire asked me a while back if you had told me about the accordian. Every woman should have several accordians… Also, where are those guys from the rowing team. We have only found one (Ryan) or so he says!
on March 23, 2007 at 8:23 am28 Comedy +

Michelle, Like I said Claire is putting together a road trip and the bus is filling quickly. Jamie has narrowed it down some and has found out that these groups are called (coxless fours). Somehow that doesn’t seem right… Anyway Jamie thinks they are from Poland. I don’t care where we have to go, let’s just getter done!

Empress Bee…Ahhhhh, the accordian. Claire asked me a while back if you had told me about the accordian. Every woman should have several accordians… Also, where are those guys from the rowing team. We have only found one (Ryan) or so he says!
on March 23, 2007 at 9:07 am29 Ryan Velting

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on March 23, 2007 at 9:07 am30 Ryan Velting

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on March 27, 2007 at 12:18 am31 Lizza

Is there still room in the bus for one more?
on March 27, 2007 at 12:18 am32 Lizza

Is there still room in the bus for one more?
on March 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm33 Comedy +

Lizza, you bet. The more the better.
on March 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm34 Comedy +

Lizza, you bet. The more the better.
on May 7, 2008 at 7:32 am35 JO
on May 7, 2008 at 7:33 am36 JO